sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

canadian spiderdog

Grade A maple syrup is first imported from the hills of Saskatchewa canada. The male coats his 8 fingers sufficiently with syrup (no thumbs). He then prepares his victim by putting her in the doggy position. the 8 fingers coated in syrup then glide into the anus. the victim screams EEHH! until climax is reached

I gave your mother a Canadian spiderdog in the wee hours of the morning

by Shit stain April 16, 2015

Snatch spider

Another term for a dirty female with crabs/pubic lice.

I went to go down on this girl I just met until I realized she had a nasty case of snatch spiders.

by Bluewrx June 7, 2016

Curry spider

When you dip a spider in curry and it crawls up an area (spicy ass curry)

Ben: ahh shit the curry spiders are back again

Matty: I love the crawly curries

by Curry mister December 20, 2016

Amelio Spider

The hottest thing to ever exist

Mr Murray: The Amelio spider just took my girl.
Josh: that sucks he took mine yesterday.
Mr Murray: I’m going to kill that spider!

by Explodingpickle555555 November 27, 2018

Chief Barking Spider

"Chief Barking Spider" is a euphemism describing an individual who is known to fart extensively.

It can also be used to describe an extraordinarily raunchy fart.

Use 1: Man, Kevin sure is one heck of a Chief Barking Spider.

Use 2: Holy cow! Do you smell that? Who let in Chief Barking Spider?

by Shackle April 2, 2010

Alabama Barking Spider

Another name for flatulence.

What was that sound?

Just an Alabama Barking Spider.

Really? Do those exist?!

You heard it, right?

by Walkndude October 30, 2013