When you're having sex with your girl and you're about to finish, you pull out, say something to piss her off, then you shoot your cum into her eyes and make your escape while she's blinded, like a squid shooting ink at a predator.
"I accidentally called my wife by my girlfriend's name during sex and had to give her a Squid Squirt before she could strangle me."
by Eleven Tails September 1, 2018
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Get the squinties mug.Reaching one's climax whilst in an aquatic environment, usually followed by a very visible amount of bodily fluid in said environment.
Did you give that sex on the beach a try man?
Yeah, the bitch made the hugest sea squirt I ever saw!
Yeah, the bitch made the hugest sea squirt I ever saw!
by Stormwhisper February 27, 2009
Get the Sea Squirt mug.An unreleased video game that was canceled due to graphic depiction of dirty, squirting perverts. Legend has it that a few copies have been leaked to the public, but there is not enough evidence to prove this.
I heard Jimmy found a copy of Dirt Vert Squirt. He told me, "Look at those graphics! My parents helped set it up!"
by Max Dongwell January 24, 2009
Get the Dirt Vert Squirt mug.Sexual Act (As always), Where Male/Female lay on a flat surface, usually a bed. Then their partner female stands over their head region with their legs either side. The partner standing then proceeds to Squat, this will then leave the person on top with their general crotch area in the other person face. The partner below starts at works. This should, if done well, produce a Squirting from the partner ontop.
by Jacksc2 July 6, 2006
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