A squatch is a Native Canadian Indian, usually seen with a large slurpee in one hand and a bag of chips in the other, often heard to be whining about land claims while spending his or her welfare cheques on cheap beer, cigarettes and crack or meth.
The most annoying sub-species can be seen wearing a disguise behind an illegal blockade, playing to the liberal media, jabbering nonsense about "heritage" and "ancestral land", all the while benefiting from his parasitic relationship to white people who pay the taxes to keep him in beer and smokes, while trafficking in poached wildlife or fish fraudulently harvested on a tribal hunting/fishing permit. (of course squatches prefer frito lays and coke to anything they can kill on a traditional food-gathering permit)
The most annoying sub-species can be seen wearing a disguise behind an illegal blockade, playing to the liberal media, jabbering nonsense about "heritage" and "ancestral land", all the while benefiting from his parasitic relationship to white people who pay the taxes to keep him in beer and smokes, while trafficking in poached wildlife or fish fraudulently harvested on a tribal hunting/fishing permit. (of course squatches prefer frito lays and coke to anything they can kill on a traditional food-gathering permit)
Squatch dialect sounds like this...."Fuck you whitey... this is OUR land...the CBC told me so anyway....hey, gimme a smoke eh?.... hey, wanna buy some sockeye...meet me behing the bar eh?"
by superwhitey August 10, 2006
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Bobby Evans: I'm the snatcher; I stole your pooding!
Davo: And I caughts ya, nigga!
Episode 2:
Davo: Look at this snatcher I apprehended!
Luis: I didn't do nuttin', holmes!
Bobby Evans: Good work, now get me some pooding.
Episode 3:
Davo: Whoa, why'd you shoot that Mexican with Melanoma?
Bobby Evans: He was a snatcher. He decapitated my beloved Luis!
Davo: Good work, now get me some pooding.
Bobby Evans: I'm the snatcher; I stole your pooding!
Davo: And I caughts ya, nigga!
Episode 2:
Davo: Look at this snatcher I apprehended!
Luis: I didn't do nuttin', holmes!
Bobby Evans: Good work, now get me some pooding.
Episode 3:
Davo: Whoa, why'd you shoot that Mexican with Melanoma?
Bobby Evans: He was a snatcher. He decapitated my beloved Luis!
Davo: Good work, now get me some pooding.
by HugeBreasticle March 29, 2005
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Get the Filtch Snatcher mug.The term to use when you tear the tab off your can of pop before you're done drinking it, which gives you an urge to stick your tongue in the newly-made hole while drinking it.
Your tongue eventually gets an uncomfortable cut from rubbing against the sharp edges and touching the aluminum tab that hangs down in the can of pop, and you get tab-scratchers.
Your tongue eventually gets an uncomfortable cut from rubbing against the sharp edges and touching the aluminum tab that hangs down in the can of pop, and you get tab-scratchers.
You: Hey, what's wrong?
Person: Gah, my tongue is killing me! I stuck it in the hole of my vintage Pepsi Throwback and now I'm stuck with this cut! Ahh, it hurts so bad!
You: Yeah, I know how it feels to have tab-scratchers.
Person: Gah, my tongue is killing me! I stuck it in the hole of my vintage Pepsi Throwback and now I'm stuck with this cut! Ahh, it hurts so bad!
You: Yeah, I know how it feels to have tab-scratchers.
by isochronismisms! June 16, 2009
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