pur3 sponge 

Pur3 Sponge is the leader of The Hatred, a Runescape pure clan. Pur3 Sponge is a guy that claims to be a girl over the internet. He also looks like a wide mouth, penis sucking llama. He is the worst leader out of all Runescape clans and tends to be hypocritical and retarded. Pur3 Sponge tries to hide under the name Crystal just so it will make him feel more like a girl, but the fact remains, he is still a penis loving blowfish.

I owned Pur3 Sponge's clan in a good game of Runescape the other day seeing as his clan just plain out sucks. I also realized Pur3 Sponge, also known as Crystal, looks like my dog. So if you bang Crystal, your banging something that looks like my ugly dog.

pur3 sponge by Pur3 Sponge January 12, 2008

Magic Sponge 

The quite ordinary sponge used by physiotherapists to treat injured soccer players on the pitch. After applying the damp sponge the player is miraculously healed. This leads many to speculate that the player was only feigning injury in order to gain advantage or a penalty. The sponge is merely a prop to give the impression that some treatment has taken place.
That effing Ronaldo was rolling around in agony as though his leg was broken in five places, then the physio rubs him with the magic sponge and he's fine! There's less diving at my local pool.

That effing Ronaldo was rolling around in agony as though his leg was broken in five places, then the physio rubs him with the magic sponge and he's fine! There's less diving at my local pool.

Magic Sponge by Leif K March 31, 2007

Dirty sponge 

A term used on online video games to describe someone who lags and as a result, takes less damage from bullets and does not die easily.

Faith:"Damn! That merkent is a dirty sponge. He just won't die!"
Nyu:"fo real cuz"

Dirty sponge by STARTING TO OWN December 15, 2009

Bubba the love sponge

Fat bastard mark, that wrongly uses wrestling lingo, calling greats like the Iron Sheik a "jobber". Sucks Howard Stern & Hulk Hogan's cock, as he doesn't have any natural talent, to ride alone. Also known as Blubber The Fat Fuck!

Bubba the love sponge is a fat fucking mark!

Bubba the love sponge by Blubber the fat fuck August 4, 2007

Bubba the love sponge

Was hired by Howard Stern to work at Sirius Satellite Radio and is now shockin' the puss like a madman. Oh, yeah, Ned uncensored is awesome. Manson makes THE greatest song parodies, Brent is still a smartass, and Gene Lasker is one crazy mofo.

"Opie and Anthony are going back on testicle, i mean, uh, terrestrial radio? What idiots! XM is going down the toilet faster than you can say 'put the seat down.'"

-something along the lines of what Bubba the love sponge knows to be true

Bubba the love sponge by mcgillicutty May 22, 2006

Fun Sponge 

A person or group of persons who have the uncanny ability to absorb all of the fun out of something, not unlike a sponge...

Person 1: I say its such a wonderful day, shall we partake in a light spot of fornicating the establishment...
Mikeey: No..... *Sound of fun absorbtion fills the air*
Person 1: You sir are such a FUN SPONGE...

Fun Sponge by Edmund Black Adderz May 29, 2009

Fun-Sponge 

Someone who walks into a room and literally soaks up all the fun , as a sponge would to water . Also known as a buzz-kill or a party-pooper .

Colum Leen is such a fun-sponge , he always kills the buzz boner and wants to do work in class .

Fun-Sponge by Andrew1134 May 7, 2009