Snarks

Small annoying creatures that came out of the dimensional doorway that Gordon Freeman opened in Half Life.

OMFG the snarks!!1!

by WWGFD May 6, 2009

Pork Snorkel

The act of providing oral resuscitation services to a male's bologna pony, while submerged underwater.

1) "Leah really pork snorkeled Mike in the hot-tub last night", said Ryan.

2) Kirstin has no gag reflex. She was able to pork snorkel Larry's stinky pickle for 30 seconds before surfacing for air!

by BaconAteHer December 9, 2012

snorkel florp

The act of shoving a snorkle in your bum hole whilst swimming with the aquatic creature by the name of sheep head

My great uncles final wish was to go snorkel florping so we took him and he died.

by JoeTheHobo May 20, 2017

doosh snorkerler

one who snorkerles in doosh

Dude...what a doosh snorkerler

by Wouldn't You Like To Know December 7, 2003

Pork Snorkelling

Humourous slang for fellatio.

Lady, shut up and make with the Pork Snorkelling.

by Nizzleson February 20, 2010

butt snorkeler

1. A person who is way, way beyond an ass kisser, to the point they need a snorkel to breathe.

1. The presidential candidate "*******" is such a butt snorkeler to the people, he/she will say anything just to get their vote! 2. Mr./Mrs. Smith only got the raise/promotion, because they are always butt snorkeling the boss.

by Mad Max9991 October 6, 2016

Snorklebeef

Derogatory for a giver of blowjobs. Useful when running low on insults or tired of using old stand-bys, such as "Don't be such a dick!"

Can you believe that guy? I caught him trying to look over the divider between urinals! What a snorklebeef!

by Sean66 September 22, 2005