Man I ain't lying! that chick bent over and like there was moon slurp all over the back of her panties!
by 3mta3 September 20, 2014
Slurp or derp is commonly referred to as the opposite of split or swallow, commonly referred to in the lesbian community. Slurp is to swallow as derp is to spitting.
Does your girl slurp or derp?
by 9cubicfeetofwhateveryouwant March 01, 2017
When you are so out of it that your brain feels like mush. As if you could stick a straw into your ear and slurp your brain out.
"I can't stop giggling right now. Major case of slurp brain."
"I'm so out of it."
"Slurp brain?"
"Yes, it's all mush up there right now"
"I'm so out of it."
"Slurp brain?"
"Yes, it's all mush up there right now"
by chodemeister37 October 16, 2017
by So Fonda Peters March 29, 2022
by What the fuck it ain't working May 14, 2017
verb
The act of one person orally extracting and swallowing another man's semen from an orifice, typically the anus or vagina. Sometimes referred to as Piddy Slurping. Present tense of Diddy Slurpt.
The act of one person orally extracting and swallowing another man's semen from an orifice, typically the anus or vagina. Sometimes referred to as Piddy Slurping. Present tense of Diddy Slurpt.
"After the lights went out, Tyrone said if I wanted protection, I had to get diddy slurpt. I’m safe now… but at what cost?"
"She caught them mid-diddy slurp...said it sounded like someone finishing a milkshake."
"He brought a straw. A reusable one. That’s eco-friendly diddy slurping right there."
"Warden said lights out. Homie said ‘lights out or cheeks out?’ and began diddy slurping like it was commissary. The moans echoed down the cell block. Someone yelled 'amen.' Bro was doing holy diddy slurping with choir vocals."
"She caught them mid-diddy slurp...said it sounded like someone finishing a milkshake."
"He brought a straw. A reusable one. That’s eco-friendly diddy slurping right there."
"Warden said lights out. Homie said ‘lights out or cheeks out?’ and began diddy slurping like it was commissary. The moans echoed down the cell block. Someone yelled 'amen.' Bro was doing holy diddy slurping with choir vocals."
by UnknowableOne May 22, 2025
by Slurp Life October 16, 2023