clam shield

to interfere with a woman trying to pick up a guy.

When your girlfriend hands you a tampon in front of the guy you are hitting on you have been clam shielded.

by Gwatanova December 4, 2010

Texas Shield

An improvised tool or device to protect one's genitals balls nuts testicles scrotum from being hit with an object.

Ryan threw a water bottle at my nuts, but I used my plate as a Texas Shield.

Mario tried to flick me in the balls, but I used my phone as a Texas Shield and now his knuckles hurt.

by chaimy4life November 6, 2012

Parental Shield

When a person has to come to their parent for help on literally everything.

Sadly you have to use your dad as a Parental Shield.

by AgentFrenchFry October 14, 2015

The shielder

Someone who is easy to get nudes off. You only talk to them to get nudes.

The shielder sent me so many pics last night.

by Pa June 12, 2017

Window shield Sexual

When you are sexually attracted to windshields

For Example "Cassandra is window shield sexual."

by DC778 August 17, 2017

lækker sild

A hot woman

Danish; Wow se der! kæft en lækker sild!

by KHanJames October 4, 2017

Blake shields

A fuck boy that’s beats girls and only wants the pics

Blake Shields is a pussy

by Blake shields May 29, 2018