Shitberg

A single turd of substantial size that pokes out of the water, but has most of its mass underneath the water.

Rob said upon leaving the toilet "I've just laid a shitberg. It was big enough to sink the Titanic!".

by Dangerous dave March 15, 2012

Shattenburg

The sexual act in which one of two sexual partners fills their anus with Battenburg cake and then has anal sex with their sexual partner; mashing up the cake in their anus until it is a dirty mess of cake and excrement. Hence Shattenburg.

1: "Damn man this girl was crazy! She wanted Shattenburg!"
2: "No way man my girl doesn't even like Shattenburg!"

by Chercules June 3, 2014

shatter day

Where you an your friends get together an pull out all the fine rigs an torches, an enjoy a nice 710/0IL sesh while bumpin some chill music.

Yo, you goin to Dylan's on Shatter Day? Its gonna be lit!

by That1dude614 September 4, 2017

shitdead

A dumbass so complete their are fatal consequences. Someone who has committed an act in which causes fatal harm or permanent discomfort to another.

Stay away from that shitdead over there.

Greg sush a shitdead, that he not only killed himself, but three innocent bystanders

by Mish Fittens January 7, 2019

Shitberg

An Iceberg formed entirely of feces. Typically associated with things much worse than the tip of an Iceberg.

Today was just the tip of the shitberg that this week has been.

by Sceep May 23, 2019

Pure shite

British/Irish colloquial term for rubbish/awful/terrible

The movie was pure shite

by Nikkdo March 5, 2018

shape shifter

Someone who morphs their life to match the person they happen to be dating, i.e. adopt the same taste in music, movies, fashions, foods, mannerisms, etc.

My ex was a shape shifter. After two months, it was like I was having sex with myself.

by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater February 16, 2005