shaking your lettuce

when a girl has a piss in public

look at that sick bitch shaking her lettuce in the middle of the road.

by matt November 13, 2003

Webble Shaving

Only a true man shaves his webbles.

Rob: Do you know how much that itches?..i hear.
Devon: You hear?

by Mister D November 23, 2004

man shaming

Verb. Denigrating masculine traits.

Most often used by 3rd wave feminists to bully weak men out of opposing politics that gets them more power and money. The 3rd wave feminists dress this up as "equality".

From analogy with fat shaming.

Man shaming feminist to her girlfriend - "Look at Bob 'taking charge' of the BBQ..."

Bob - "D'you want to eat, ho?"

by loveyourpeople July 6, 2018

Shaping

Shaping, or the slang version "Mike Keithing", is when the shapeshifting master himself, aka Michael Keith, "shapes" into different shapes, items, and the new form of shaping, people. Exhibit A (Michael Keith) has spent many years perfecting the art of shaping by channeling his energy of the shape to preform various acts of "Mike Keithing", such as a giant penis, a toilet with puke in it, controllers of sorts, and the ever popular "Mike Keith tampon". Furthermore Exhibit A is known to shape in the blink of an eye, so watch out for things in your house, car, or even things on your body, as the Shapeshifting Master himself is likely be one of those items.

"I didn't have a costume for Halloween so i channeled my shaping energy to go as an octagon."

by Zaeros April 4, 2009

Slut Shaming

So called "Slut Shaming" simply consists in calling "Slut" a slut, usually seen as as a terrible thing from feminist snowflakes who think that every woman has the right of being a whore and other people have no right to say what she actually is

"That girl had sex with the whole football team, what a slut"

"You have no right to slut shame, having sex with strangers just because you like being smashed by random dicks doesn't mean you are a slut"

"Oooook"

Slut Shaming is so horrible

by Ale86 December 17, 2020

Shaving the house pubes

Mowing your lawn.

I yesterday I saw my grandma shaving the house pubes.
Mexicans are good at shaving house the pubes.

by backentrybananza August 5, 2010

Shaking The Bacon

Commonly called "Shakin' The Bacon" Slang term for "Having sex"

"Timo and Katie got caught shaking the bacon"
"What are you doin? Shaking The Bacon?"
"Their Shaking The Bacon"

by Master Jacobs June 29, 2006