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Settling

This is a phenomenon experienced by guys at colleges with a low number of female students. It is characterized by delusions and hallucinations in which fat, horrendous-looking women appear to be attractive to the unsuspecting male victim .

Being pussy-whipped is a side-effect of settling.
If your friend is dating a chick that makes bigfoot look like a Gap Model, but he insists on spending his weekends with her, he is probably suffering from 'settling.'
by JFITB October 14, 2005
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Seattle Mist

The jizz that a grown man ejects from his penis while watching a bunch of girls play football in Lingerie.
Tom and his family were at Showare Center watching some Lingerie Footbal when he realized that his pants were full of Seattle Mist.
by northboundtrucker September 15, 2009
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seattle

A rainy city in the northwestern coast of the U.S. Has a population of 594,210. largest city in Washington. It is home to the space needle and one of the nations highest suicide rates.
Have you ever been to Seattle?

No.
by j-b-c January 26, 2009
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Seattle

The most Proest Place in the whole wide world.
"I live in Seattle". "Holy SHIT you do? lucky!"
by lil_pro 69 August 30, 2009
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Stettler

place. Canadian town about to shake off its slumber and burst into the twentieth century. The party phone lines are being removed and the coal-fired steam train, filmed in many cowboy flicks and one of the few still in use in the civilized world, is on its last runs.

Mom and pop stores, self-taught hairdressers, and migrant labourer shacks will soon be replaced by fancy corporate establishments, and a name-brand eating place is in the planning stages.

First settled by Cree indians, Stettler was overrun in 1845 by Europeans who thought the area would prosper if they ran the place instead. They were wrong for over a century but discovery of major deposits of shale, sandstone, and fist-sized boulders in 1956 saved the town from absolute desolation as there was a niche use of these products in the concrete yard-novelty industry.

Grain farming and repairing asphalt are pursued locally and The Stettler Groundkeeper is purused avidly.

There are no significant sports teams, high schools, or marching bands but a horse rodeo is held quadrennially on the horse rodeoing grounds

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They make a lot of cowboy movies near Stettler don't they?

Yep. Don't have to change a thing.
by Lobsterbeybuoy November 11, 2012
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seattle special

Being consciously aware of your turn signal and consciously not using it.

The scientific definition of the lowest level of intelligence sufficient to get a driver's license.
Do not ascribe to malice that which can be ascribed to the Seattle special.
by Wordius January 19, 2016
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Seattle Mafia

the corporate powers that rule Seattle (one of America's most corrupt cities), along with their various "gatekeepers," including the politicians they have installed in office, the media and various phony activists
by David Blomstrom May 22, 2006
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