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Captain Save a Hoe

He is the ONLY one that can make everything okay for EVERYONE he thinks he is responsible for. Usually adults that have already taken advantage of his generous nature. Or people who have not asked for help but he is going to step in and HANDLE everything for them because ONLY HE can rescue them from the perceived crisis
Of course he cannot leave and have a good time with friends or girlfriend, the world might end if Captain Save a Hoe isn't there to keep the worsening on it's axis.
I can't be away too long I (Captain Save a Hoe) needs to check on....so they remember to wipe their ass before they pull their pants up.
Captain Save a Hoe by TTYL6 May 19, 2022
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That's a save

A phrase you say when saving some really good pornography for later.
"Oh wow that's hot, that's a save definitely."
That's a save by Gillian_Daemon January 5, 2019

upper deck save 

n. Use of the last flush of an unpressured toilet to remove unpleasant matter.

With most toilets, a reservoir sits above the main bowl. This reservoir fills at the time of the flush, and remains full (barring leaks) until again flushed. This reservoir is commonly referred to as the upper deck.
When it becomes necessary to make a deposit in the tank of the toilet, circumstances do not always allow for proper checking of water pressure. While a sink won't run without water pressure, a toilet will often allow one last flush. Use of this flush to remove an especially unpleasant deposit is reffered to as an upper deck save.
"I took a huge dump before I realized the water was out. Luckily I was the first in, so I got an upper deck save."
upper deck save by Jordan Mills April 15, 2004

sharnie save 

sharnie save is the act/crime of pressing the save button on word or a similar program is often done by blonde dumb ginger gays or retards its not big its not cleer and its fucking annoying
generic lad: why the fuck are u attempting to sharnie save it makes u look like a dufus i hope u get molested by a fat hairy woman with a beard.

retard: duh!!! the more times i press the save button the better my work gets saved obviously.
sharnie save by generic boy7 June 20, 2006

God Save The Queen 

Brian May of Queen performed his famous God Save The Queen guitar solo from the roof of Buckingham Palace.
Brian May of Queen performed his famous God Save The Queen guitar solo from the roof of Buckingham Palace.

Captain save a Ho 

The new generation Prince Charming from the fairytale books. Someone who specializes in making expensive whores out of regular women.

Something Trick Daddy would call Puff Daddy.
Donald Trump is a Captain Save a Ho. His wife looks like she has a plastic number 5 stuck in her ass, or she might just be waiting for the check to clear.
Captain save a Ho by anon March 1, 2005

Captain Save a Ho 

A guy who will butt in and stop a man from beating a woman. This definition predates E-40's song, as I heard it directly from a Crip who used the term back in the 1980's to talk about how he used to stop dudes from beating on their wives and girlfriends if he thought the situation was getting way out of control, where someone would get killed.
That dude was like captain save a ho on the block, always interrupting anytime a man started slapping his girl around too much.
Captain Save a Ho by pobro January 6, 2012