Puerto Rican Bidet

The Puerto Rican Bidet is an act performed in the shower after a good shit. After shitting and not wiping, one enters the shower, bends over like a mule, and utilizes the shower water to cleanse the asshole of fecal matter. Very environmentally friendly. Save the trees; utilize the Puerto Rican Bidet.

I save money and trees by not using toilet paper and utilizing the Puerto Rican Bidet.

by Albert Einswine December 7, 2018

Puerto Rican neck massage

When one person straddles another persons neck with their butt cheeks, and proceeds to fart.

Bob really does stink after he got that Puerto Rican neck massage, but at least he feels better!

by Buttcrust Bobby December 15, 2019

Puerto Rican Kiss

term used to describe when a man rolls his "Rs" while going down on a women.

P1: How was your date last night?
P2: Amazing!! He gave me a Puerto Rican Kiss. I was cumming all over the place.
P1: Does he have a brother?

by BabySmoothKraken January 29, 2020

Puerto Rican Women

Extremely loyal, loves showing affection, Super crazy but won’t ever leave your side, Dances when eating, and is every guys dream girl

You love her bro...?
Hell yeah she’s a Puerto Rican Women
How does she act...?
Crazy but she’s loyal bro

by gangbagnger October 1, 2020

Costa Rican Snake

a uncircumsized penis attached to a costa rican.

zoony's penis. "when you play with the costa rican snake its spits venom." "wanna see costa rican snake?"

by JackieM34 January 15, 2009

rihannatard

a girl who is continuously beaten by a lover and still goes back to that same lover as if they are perfect people; a line from Christopher Titus' Voice in my Head

If your friend comes to you and she's crying that her boyfriend hit her and she comes back next week engaged and living with the same man, she isn't just a retard but a rihannatard.

by JagWired October 7, 2013

Puerto Rican

I happen to be Puerto Rican myself and I've noticed that there seems to be a lot of misconceptions about us. We're not all stupid dirty cacos like some dumbass hick would have you believe and some of us actually have real goals and lead honest lives instead of selling drugs and living off welfare.

And no, not all of us like reggaeton and have bad taste in music, a good number of us listen to a variety of music including rock(in fact there's an increasing number of headbangers and alternative types here in the island).

And we don't ALL hate the USA or Americans. Sure some do, mostly the right wingers from the separatist party hate the US but not all us, in fact, a good number of Puerto Ricans would like nothing more than to make Puerto Rico a state of the US but that's not likely to happen any time soon.

Me. Hola, Como estas?

by El Lobito Triste June 1, 2005