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Conspiracy Reporter

A person that engages in objective evidence-based reporting and/or commentary on events that involve a group of people covertly working together to achieve an illegal goal.
That dude presents so much verifiable evidence, I think he's actually a conspiracy reporter, NOT a conspiracy theorist.
by Tursipz June 5, 2013
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Court Reporter

An interesting person, normally a female, but also gay and closeted hetero males, that stenographically record
legal proceedings on those little machines with no letters or numbers.
Marisol: Damn, I worked my ass off today. My perverted judge kept asking me to read back just so he could see my tits bounce when I pulled the paper out of my machine.
Juan: That's the life of a Court Reporter. You are lucky. I have to bounce in Chambers.
by Butter Mike October 20, 2018
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Drudge Report Whore

A woman who consults the Drudge Report daily for breaking news
Many people know I'm a Drudge Report Whore, but I really don't care to watch network news.
by Amy Steier July 7, 2005
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TPS Reports

What your evil "OOOOOhhh Kay...Yeah" boss runs around and tells you to do. Your boss' name MAY be "Lumbergh" but not necessarily. Be sure to file these in the proper folders, or they will NOT be accepted.
Lumbergh: "Ummm...Yeah, Peter, I really need you to turn in those TPS reports..."
*takes a sip of his coffee*
by Alec Pyralis February 5, 2004
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TBS report

A mock urgent detail which overrides all other projects in an office setting. This report is also highly classified and spoken of only in hushed terms. It is used to extract a coworker from speaking with a Mook.
Earl: I need to talk about the TBS report right now cause I gotta get it into interoffice by 10:00.

Sheila: Thanks for gettin me outta that conversation that Goatfucker. He never stops blabing on about his cousins brother.
by tesahbiggs February 2, 2008
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Remop

Remop is an abbreviation for Retarded Emo Pussy. Can be used to describe guys in Emo bands and/or any wimpy guy who whines too much about being dumped by his girlfriend and/or how broken hearted he is.
The guys in Dashboard Confessional are such Remops.
by Matt July 13, 2004
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Repo

Repo; Short for report. Highly addictive method of getting a rush. A new drug, almost like heroin.
Yo man you want some Repo? I got 20 reports waiting for an infraction.
by iSwift March 20, 2011
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