Proto-Hipster

The state of being a hipster prior to being a hipster. A person who exists predating the premier of the hit film Garden State.

Proto-Hipster includes, but not limited to, male and female hipsters predating the 1980's in fashion and witty catch-phrases, ahead of their time, avant garde.

EX.

"Susan's record collection is great, even though I've never heard of these artists. They aren't even featured on Pitchfork... she's such a Proto-Hipster"

by DB1976 October 18, 2011

Street Photography

Take a random camera, usually an expensive dSLR or ideally a "vintage" rangefinder then take photos of any old shit in an urban environment. Random people, beggars, buildings, leaves, garbage - the subject doesn't matter, only that it has zero emotional value and you convert it to high contrast black and white before posting online.

"Aw crap my shutter button stuck down and now my memory card is full of worthless shots of town"

"Don't worry dude, stick it through silver efex pro and call it street photography"

by mirno February 12, 2013

Photogenic

A compact way of saying "you're fugly in reality, but darn in pictures you look good!"

Daft #1: you're so photogenic man!
Daft #2: asshole!

by youngstudd January 22, 2011

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

A book published by the KGB to encourage violence and encite hatred of Jews. Supposedly describes the world-dominating plans of the Zionist Shadow Government. Probably helped the Holocaust and still used by Neo-Nazis and militant Muslims to justify ant-Semitic violence.

The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is a fake.

by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004

gwas goobies protocol

A procedure in which individuals immediately save every snapchat of interest to their memories immediately after recording; so they don’t regret not saving them in the future.

Little Timmy was angered by the fact that he forgot to properly follow the gwas goobies protocol, he went home to his mother crying saying I need to update snapchat mommy.

by Gooselump July 20, 2021

Photogenticity

Authentically photogenic.

My budz thought I was dishin' BS when I claimed to have made the cut as a male hair model. The bitchin' webmistress editor of the mag posted my shoot on the site validating my photogenticity.

by Chezwick February 15, 2006

photographin

Act of photography. Photography as a hobby.

I going to take up photographin.

by karlp18 June 25, 2008