Brought Presence

The best thing to say when you discover it's a Birthday Party & didn't bring a present!

Girl: Hey, where's my present?
Boy: Er, I Brought Presence?
Girl: Yah… tightwad.

by little-miss can't do wrong July 27, 2011

push present

the act of giving another man your penis from behind, usually when they are not expecting it. Usually between two good friends, but sometimes a casual encounter can occur.

Last month at Osetra, while Beeney was in the bathroom washing up, Scat surprised him with a push present.

by sir tonch-alott September 10, 2010

butt priest

one who anialates the self-urge for anal intercourse with foriegn objects by forcing it upon others

see matt bower

by chandler ;) November 1, 2003

Presert

Eating desert before dinner.

"My fiance ruined his appetite because he ate his presert."

by The Hamburglur July 5, 2018

the dirty priest

The Dirty Priest is when a man dresses up like a catholic priest, smacks their partner with a holy bible then comtinues to do a Alabama Hot Pocket while they are knocked out.

-.- this is an example of the dirty priest

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by ddog26428 March 17, 2008

Judas Priest

The name that Alucard calls the paladin in hellsing. Used to describe betrayal to the Christian faith.

You Judas Priest.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

preset

In high technology; the settings you use when you're too lazy to do something properly.

"I couldn't be bothered figuring out the compression ratio, so I just used the preset."

by gormster October 31, 2007