one photo wonder

When someone has one picture of themselves that is absolutely gorgeous, it doesnt compare to this rest of their pictures.

John -Hey dude, did u see Sarah's display pic? She looks soooo hot!

Steve- Ya, bro! But the rest of her pics are not as cute, she's a one photo wonder.

by Celtic princess April 8, 2011

Phosh

A strange creature with the likelihood of a crescent moon, this untimely creature has a horrible stench emminating from its mouth cavity.

That phosh scared the shit out of me. The god damn thing burned off my arm.

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

Blog Photo Smearing

Blog Photo Smearing is when one web site steals a photo from another and then ruins the photo by putting their web address all over the image. Since the Smearing web site never took the original photo, nor did they pay for it; they have no ownership rights over the photo. But by smearing the photo with their web address; they then make it seem like they were the first ones to post the image online. The biggest problem with smearing is that many people use these photos to make custom Wallpaper for Computers and Cell Phones. So when several different web sites steal the same photo and smear it, that photo is then made useless for Wallpaper. The second biggest problem with this is each web site resizes the photo to fit their own personal needs. This then causes quality issues, because each site is showing a different Scaled-Up or Scaled-Down version of the same photo. Even worse, some Celebrity bloggers like Perez Hilton steal photos and then smear them with completely unfunny and completely useless comments. Making Wallpaper creation impossible. Examples of this can be seen by visiting any of the Celebrity Image Blog web sites.

How the F**K can I make custom Wallpaper when every waste-of-space blogger keeps Blog Photo Smearing the same pictures?! Some of these stupid sites even smear their web address several times over the entire picture! It's not theirs to begin with; so tagging it as theirs doesn't actually make it belong to them!! And dumb ass Perez Hilton's stupid comments aren't even funny! He ruined a photo of Pamela Anderson by drawling a little guy saying "Help" between her boobs. Wow! Real creative!! I wish I could be that cleaver!! So there is one hundred sites; all sharing the same photo; but each tagging it as their own! F**KING pointless!! Thanks Jack Ass's!!!

by the2ndflood September 28, 2008

Photo Snipe

The act of sneaking up behind an otherwise very nice/cute/awesome photo, pulling a face and getting away undetected.

Prima: "Dude, I would have got an awesome picture of two chicks making out on the dancefloor, but some douche totally photo sniped it!'
Secunda: "Ah, the photo sniper: moves like a fox, acts like an idiot."

by Amrom February 18, 2009

Phosfendulous

1. Characterized by an aggressive stance opposing glowing or phosphorous things.
2. Of or relating to the state of being opposed to glowing or phosphorous things.
3. slang Fantastically positive or pleasing in nature.

1. His eyes were so sensitive to light that he became utterly phosfendulous, shunning the city life.
2. There is nothing phosfendulous about anyone who sunbathes.
3. I had an absolutely phosphendulous time at the fair today.

by Andrew Touesnard August 25, 2005

phooser

the state of being mind-blowingly gangster;a wondrous hooligan;the object of every persons desire;being ridiculously good looking

Greg aka El Chico Phooser

by Gana Ria January 25, 2007

photo chatting

the act of chatting with someone with only photos; which are occasionally accompanied by sound. this can be done in person or through mediums such as the internet. it is usually considered to be a low upperclass technology because video chatting is ranked higher. because of this lower mentality it has a cult following which is consistent with the radio followers.

Oh, dear. You got here just a second too late. Melanie was here only a moment ago, I had been photo chatting with her.

by Lars Sven April 1, 2008