One Short of A Six Pack

A term used to describe a person who is not all there. A person missing a marble or two - a few percentages off from being full blown retarded.

"I can't believe that guy just walked into that glass door - what is he...one short of a six pack?"

by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003

She-Pack

The female counterpart of a male "Six-Pack". This term is used since women generally don't pump iron as much as men, instead just loosing fat and that's it.

Man that chicks been hitting the gym lately, she's grown a good she-pack.

by MW3 Rocks May 5, 2013

pack fudge or pack your bags

An ultimatum to a sexual partner that they must either engage in anal sex or find another partner or lover. This may be done as an ugly but effective way to end a relationship regardless of whether or not the instigator really craves anal sex, as the other party may be unwilling to engage in it even at the cost of the relationship.

Her: You've seemed distant lately; what's wrong?

Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.

Her: What can I do to please you?

Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.

Her: What?

Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.

by PMax January 11, 2009

pack bombs

The act of packing a ridiculously large lip of smokeless tobacco.

Kevin: " Man that lip was half the tin"
Gerry: " Dude, I pack bombs"

by dipit December 20, 2008

Juggalo Care Packages

Packages of nothing. Juggalos don't give a fuck about anything except "neden" and the "wicked shit" so why would they make care packages? duh!

Soldier: "Yo dawgs check out my Juggalo Care Packages! Hey what the fuck? It's an empty box! Man fuck ICP I'm gonna cap they ass!"

by Juggakilla69 February 24, 2010

whole package

person possessing excellent qualities

Surber is one bad mamma jamma he is the whole package.

by Teaspoon August 28, 2006

Fanny Pack

A bag worn around the waist by people who think it is still 1990.

Hey, your mom called and she wants wants her fanny pack back.

by pie is cool May 18, 2010