pantiliner

absorbent multi-purpose shield with utilitarian self-adhesive backing. help me keep that 'fresh feeling' and my undergarments stain free after wild nights

lightdays, carefree

pantiliner by msa November 20, 2003

panties in a knot 

Agitated, upset, anxious. Cf. knickers in a twist.

Bitch, so I sold your children for crack! Don't get your panties in a knot!

panties in a knot by Octopod November 7, 2003

panties 

sexy underwear that girls wear that is lacy thongs & g-strings are types of this underwear

On Valentines Day my girl was wear the most sexiest pair of panites that I've ever seen.

panties by Mike February 17, 2004

Robert Pattinson

British dude who got famous for his interpretation of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and got even more famous after playing the role of Edward Cullen on the movie Twilight. Adored by millions of stupid fans,who blindly think he is gorgeous, not realizing that his flat face really look's like he was hit by a big, hard, flat plank when he was little, leaving him hideous for the rest of his life. He doesn't give a shit about what his fans think about him and likes to drink and get hung over.

fan 1: Oh look there is Robbert Pattinson!

fan 2: OMG he is so gorgeous! Hey Robert! sign us an autograph!

Robert Pattinson: stupid fans... why can't they go get a life and leave me be?

Robert Pattinson by simple.funny.hyper.crazy March 18, 2009

meat patties

Very large nipples resembling a meat patty.

Jaybang had massive meat patties, i could eat them on a bun.

meat patties by Lubenhousen March 24, 2008

poof panties 

Poof Panties are underwear that poof up when you're about to fall,they poof up like parachutes.

dude go buy some of those poof panties!!!!
they help your tush!!!!
There extra supportive and comfortable

poof panties by DrTweety30 January 9, 2017

Sell my panties 

Something that high school girls in Japan do to make quick money or if they ran out of money when they run away.

Girl: If I run out of money when I run away I'll need to sell my panties.

Sell my panties by Kelga August 11, 2006