Very large nipples resembling a meat patty.
Jaybang had massive meat patties, i could eat them on a bun.
by Lubenhousen March 24, 2008
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Nickname for any large, creepy, male teachers.
Meat Patty says he wants to play with teeth!!!
by CumBuckets March 16, 2005
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noun: a gross living being with either physical or emotional setbacks that make them less appealing to be around or be seen with.

it can also be used as a word randomly used to describe and action, a place, or a time.
Dave: Did you see that meat-patty over there?
Ron: Ya dude...I sneezed and shit in my pants at the same time (see snooped).
Dave: I'd rather put my penis in a can of coke and risk cutting the edges than even hold hands with that ogre of a person.
Other Use:
Ron: Dude wtf? You said Indiana Beach was nice...this place iis totally meat patties...theirs fucking bandaids in the water.
Dave: Sorry man...I didn't know this place sucked so much meat patties...this is not the shit
by Zx612 June 29, 2011
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Middle aged man that wants to play wit little childrens' teeth. He is also a little on the fat whale side.
Kids, I know you wanna play with my patty.
by Garrett March 16, 2005
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Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.
Damn Sean Nicole has hairy meat patties bigger than Kristys.
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