taint meat

the area between the ass and pussy
cause it taint pussy and it taint ass
by super_grover August 28, 2003
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Meat Gazer

N. Man who is in a threesome with one women and another man who stares at the other mans ram rod instead of nailing the woman.
Dude, Chuck is such a MEAT GAZER. Chuck and I were nailing your sister last night, and Chuck would not stop meat gazing my junk.
by Dervienerslider November 04, 2009
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Meat Biscuit

The fleshy sack(s) that hang below a male’s shaft that vary in size, effectiveness, and hairiness. There are as many variations in the appearance and size, but all fall under this title. Meat Biscuits produce baby batter and during times of eroticism spread this batter to the males body and eventually coats the brain causing an already bone ready male to exceed their normal limitations of acquiring a sex partner. Males under this influence will openly spend most of their hard earned cash on liquor, gifts, and dinner with the intent of placing their shaft in a flesh pocket hoping to shoot the baby batter out of the meat biscuits.
After spending all my fucking cash on this lady I finally got the pleasure of slapping my meat biscuits off her busted rump roast.
by blumpkins and dreams March 09, 2012
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meat slap

To slap with one's penis
"That bitch wouldnt suck me..so I gave her a nice big meat slap."
by asdf December 13, 2002
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Meat missle

N.
Penis; Wang; Cock; Johnson; Dick; Schlong; Rod; Member.
I let her play with my meat missle until it exploded in her mouth.
by jaumbie December 12, 2003
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beat the meat

Kregg beat the beat while Julie watched and pleasured herself.
by Bubbleyum Duck February 26, 2004
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Dead Meat

Your Dead Meat!
by Rob October 25, 2003
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