2 definitions by blumpkins and dreams
The fleshy sack(s) that hang below a male’s shaft that vary in size, effectiveness, and hairiness. There are as many variations in the appearance and size, but all fall under this title. Meat Biscuits produce baby batter and during times of eroticism spread this batter to the males body and eventually coats the brain causing an already bone ready male to exceed their normal limitations of acquiring a sex partner. Males under this influence will openly spend most of their hard earned cash on liquor, gifts, and dinner with the intent of placing their shaft in a flesh pocket hoping to shoot the baby batter out of the meat biscuits.
After spending all my fucking cash on this lady I finally got the pleasure of slapping my meat biscuits off her busted rump roast.
by blumpkins and dreams March 9, 2012
The act of having sex with a woman while she is hunched over puking her guts out. Fomit is traditionally only performed in the doggie style position, but there have been reports of it being performed in other sexual positions.
My girlfiriend got too drunk tonight and wouldn't leave the toilet, so I decided that I was just going to fomit her right there, fuck it.
by blumpkins and dreams March 9, 2012