Hall Monitors

The lovable guy in the office whose lack of diligence is overlooked because he's so darn nice

When it comes to anything outside the realm of television, sports, or pop culture, Hall Monitors are boderline retarded, but they're so agreeable and good-natured that they appeal to everyone nonetheless.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

monetophobia

bizarre fear of money.

He was once after money all the while. Due to his greed for money, he had to lose his beloved wife. He has since developed monetophobia. He does not care a hang about money now.

by uttam maharjan September 27, 2010

monitoring

from an urban point of view it concerns a smartly monitored city /governed, orchestrated, urbanized, built and environmentally protected/ to use it's urban energy to generate a synergy characterized solutions.

...there is a business initiative to sell tickets for a pop-star concert somewhere in the city. But the Municipality, with the help of the organizers of the concert, procures a place/places for an advanced meeting of the interested population with the songs and images of the stars, with a dance areas, some drinks and foods, appropriated public transport, adds - all these logistics well monitored, totally free of charges for the participating public. In result, two weeks later all the tickets are sold, the fan-society of the stars has enjoyed an unforgettable moments and everybodyis happy! The Municipality governments strengthen once again its logistics in urban monitoring to synergize the urban energy of its citizens!

by sociosphere November 27, 2013

Danny Montoya

The sexiest guy you will ever meet. He has the best body and the best tan ever. He is one of a kind. Words cant describe him. He is so perfect. and he dresses good unlike most guys. and he is sooooooooo HOT and his butt is so firm and he has nice abs! If you know a Danny Montoya you are pretttttyyy lucky.

Donna-" Damnnn who is that hot ,tan, and sexy guy? "
Pam-" Its Danny Montoya , isnt it obvious? !?! "
Donna- " OMG it is obvious im so stupid some times "
Donna&Pam- " HAHAHAHA <3 "

by sama13243546 June 16, 2011

edith montoya

A cold hoe who sells your soul for chicken nuggets

Eww it's edith montoya, what a snake!

by The big gay witch April 28, 2017

monitor strat

A gaming tactic where one member of the team turns off his/her computer monitor while the remaining teammates eliminate themselves from the game and direct the 'blind' man to victory.

monitor strat is the best way to own noobs.

by esbézé December 11, 2008

monitor hugger

An individual who is so obsessed with computing devices that their own thoughts, words, and actions embody the love a tree hugger also has for trees.

"Hey, I just got legally married to my GeForce RTX 3070!" "Dudebro, you're SUCH a monitor hugger."

by stomachbrougham February 1, 2021