Micro sex

When a man with a micro penis has sex with a woman that is a midget

Bro I walked in on people having micro sex I was traumatized

by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025

micro shart

The small amount of shit that comes out when you shart, but not fully. A small shart.

I didn’t shit my pants, it was just a micro shart.

by Anon_* January 8, 2021

micro-ghosting

When someone is only reply to your texts only when they want to engage in a conversation or feel like they need your attention.

It's ghosting in short term.

Someone: That girl Celiné is totally micro-ghosting me.

by seeeeeb December 18, 2022

Micro kill

A micro kill is when you murder someone and they are not well known enough to have made a difference. Often used to talk about killings of loners

Bro, if I kill her it doesn't matter, it's a micro kill she legiterally has no impact

by Angelica Loe May 18, 2018

micro-relationship

micro - relationship - mi-cro- re-la-tion-ship n.

“sense of being incidentally related on a very small scale,” specifically of interpersonal connections which develop in bustling metropolitan areas, as a result of frequent exposure to any individual with whom you have no other overt association, including but not limited to mutual friends, professional overlap or residential proximity. A stranger who happens to appear in your sphere of experience on a regular basis and with whom it becomes necessary for you to interact.

yeah i've had a micro-relationship with the cute coffee guy who grinds the coffee at the corner store for years complete with break ups, sex (with our eyes) and make ups though we never say a word that isn't about coffee

because we have a micro-relationship the bus driver always gives me an extra few to find a seat before he puts the pedal to the metal.

by cheesemac August 16, 2012

Micro Munching

The definition of "Micro Munching" is when a person or persons goes through their or someone else's kitchen and eats very small portions of several different food items.

His friend was mad because he was Micro Munching his way through everything in the kitchen.

by ImEther May 2, 2024

microing

The act of taking regulated edibles in small doses starting with 2.5mg.

Microing is the best way to end a day on the job in corporate America.

What is Macie up to tonight? Not much, she’s just getting drunk and microing on the couch.

Should we micro tonight?

by mikesmakesmehard December 2, 2019