Somebody who has promised to be somewhere or do something, only to back out a the last possible moment, without honest reason or apology, causing embarrassment for the host and bemusement for all onlookers.
He said he would call me back, but he pulled a Messi and never did.
She’s such a Messi, she never keeps her promises.
She’s such a Messi, she never keeps her promises.
by hongkongpeople February 6, 2024
Get the Messimug. 
(n.)
1. A person who has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
2. A situation that has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
1. A person who has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
2. A situation that has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
1. Emily and Melissa quickly became a messy-mess after discovering the open bar.
2. After waking up the next morning, Emily and Melissa realized what a messy-mess they had created. Poor KC had to clean it all up.
2. After waking up the next morning, Emily and Melissa realized what a messy-mess they had created. Poor KC had to clean it all up.
by MelissaandEmily January 1, 2008
Get the messy-messmug. I HATE MESSI
by SorryButDontTouchMe November 20, 2023
Get the Messimug. Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.
by braille February 28, 2013
Get the Messy Jmug. (Adj.) Describing one's demeanor, attitude, swagger, or otherwise disposition with a positive note or vibe that particularly exuding rizz or confidence.
by wayfarerblue February 9, 2023
Get the Messymug. Who is the football goat?
by Random Words & Definitions June 20, 2024
Get the Ronaldo vs Messimug.