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The Carpenter's Level

Sitting in a tub of water and farting while squeezing your legs together and trying to keep the fart bubble from coming out below your knees.By carefully raising or lowering your legs you can actually contain the bubble midway between the anus and the knees,thus attaining level.
Doing the carpenter's level in the tub is almost like playing one of those B-B in the maze games.
by wolfbait51 May 5, 2011
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level

Verb or noun. A joke or comment not meant to be taken seriously, but presented in a serious manner.

Thought of as a "cool" thing to do on various websites; the level also functions as a get out of jail free card when your comment is decisively shown to be silly or misinformed because you can claim you were "just levelling".

The term originates from the question of whether you take the comment seriously depending on the "level" you are thinking. In a game of poker, the levels of thinking are:

level 0 = thinking about the cards you're holding
level 1 = thinking about the cards your opponent is holding
level 2 = thinking about what your opponent thinks you are holding
level 3 = thinking about what your opponent thinks you think he his holding
etc
Person 1 - Generic ridiculous stupid comment.

Person 2 - I really hope you are levelling here.

Person 1 - No I'm serious.

Person 3 - Haha you're stupid, you should have left it as a level.
by David Sklansky January 2, 2009
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thats a whole new level of what the fuck

basically what it says, thats a whole new level of what the fuck. its so crazy, its a whole new level
Dude: Bro, did you know what happened at that party?!
Other dude: Yeah, that sick shit man. thats a whole new level of what the fuck!!
by fuckingnewlevel October 5, 2009
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Levi Ackerman

A really fucking short lil shit who has no emotion and loves to clean.
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Levi

A highly attractive, muscular, athletic person who loves sports and being outside. He is one of the sweetest and honest people a girl could meet, and is hard to let go of. He will make you laugh so hard you cry, and once you spend a day with him, you will never forget the time you had. Levi is a unique, one of a kind person that is loved by everyone.
Everyone: Levi is amazing!
by SaIntZbOi97 February 4, 2010
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Levi

a tall brunette with beautiful brown eyes. he has the most adorable face you've ever seen, and his smile lights up the entire room. you would stare at it all day if you could. he laughs at everything, but it's welcomed because you're always happy to see him genuinely smile. he's one of the sweetest, most caring, perfect people you've ever met, and you could never imagine losing him. he doesn't deserve the hand he's been dealt, and you wish you could take away all of his pain. you understand everything he has and is going through and you always try your best to help him when he's feeling down. he may not be able to show it at times, but you know he appreciates it. you'll be there for him no matter what, forever and always.
always treat a levi with care. he deserves the world.
by blemsed July 10, 2021
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LL Level

LL Level is your L33tness (leet - elite) Level. Most commonly used to express your state of well being.
The LL is way up there dude!

Yeah like that is a totaly fly ride!

For shure!
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