lapeer

like the gayest place ever!
everyone is mean.
and the schools are suckish!

person 1: why dont we drive to lapeer to go out to eat?
person 2(aka smarter person): HECK NO! lapeer stinks, id rather go out to eat in pontiac and risk being shot!

by sweetinator88 October 18, 2008

Laser Beams

adj. in the cool. used to describe a particular situation, sometimes used as a descriptor for individual people or objects.

Man! It's laser beams out there!

See him? That guy is totally laser beams.

by Noah J. October 5, 2006

scarp laser raser

A very sexy man with no hoes because he doesn't eat jello with a spork.
Often found fucking computers.

That faggot is a scarp laser raser

by NiggerNugget August 13, 2016

jewish space laser

A "Jewish Space Laser" is when you receive oral sex next to a window and try to hold a magnifying glass steady enough for the beam of sunlight from the window to light all 8 candles on the menorah.

I gave my wife a jewish space laser yesterday but she couldn't light'em all.

by im u fucking sadist17 February 28, 2021

Lappers

British public schoolboy term for a laptop computer.

"Lets go and log on to our lappers"

by Ed Pyke September 15, 2005

lapper

a person who has oral sex with a woman

He claimed he was an avid lapper but was an all around virgin.

by The return of Light Joker June 1, 2010

laser

A dumb fuck that dosent know any thing

Eileens a laser, she dosent know what a prick is!

by Sam July 19, 2004