Dirty keelan

To allow ones partner/friend/colleague to shit on your face and shit in your mouth whilst being finger in the bum by your grandma.

I need to spice up my life, going to see if I can get a dirty keelan.

by Seasonyourpasta September 2, 2021

keeler special

to confess one's undying love for a girl to win her over, even though there truly is no undying love, just a general drunken attraction to the female.

At first I didn't think she'd come home with me, but then I gave her the keeler special, and she fell for it!

by mrdobalinamrbobdobalina November 15, 2010

kenely

An attractive girl that is classy and mean

kenely is that one girl that is sassy and hard-headed

by beast at baseball November 2, 2018

keelhaul

The unsavory practice of surprising a sleeping partner by running the full length of a sweaty grundle across their nose/face.

After a five hour bike ride, Neil couldn't wait to get home, get out of his spandex, and keelhaul his girlfriend.

by Spjork June 8, 2005

Keelie

A noun now used as an adjective, something crazy or poserish, something that is stupid yet funny.

OMG, that long sparkly puke-green skirt is so keelie.

by Becky April 19, 2005

Keeler

\Keel"er\, n. See 3d Keel. 1. One employed in managing a Newcastle keel;

2. A small or shallow tub; esp., one used for holding materials for calking ships, or one used for washing dishes, etc.

3. An individual of unsavory character; usually includes the following: pathological dishonesty, malice, disregard for the welfare of others, inability to maintain long-term relationships, psychological dysfunction in relation to environment and self (i.e. poor hygine).

The dirty family with scattered car parts on their lawn are such Keelers.

by Jim Fenher April 30, 2007

keeley

keeley: a cute eight year old child who instead of being a dumpster wehn he grows up or footballer,he wants to inject aids into his arm..

teacher: omg keeley u want to do what?????

by iwannaburstddddddddddddddddddd October 21, 2010