A guy that is a rather “odd ball” he never misses a chance to jerk off to a 12 year old girls hair. He loves a good fuck to the orange. A Jonah is very rare (which is a good thing) and jerks off with his friends
He is always messing with girls and making them self conciense about their hair. A Jonah is very hard to find and is about 1 in 7,000,000,000
He is always messing with girls and making them self conciense about their hair. A Jonah is very hard to find and is about 1 in 7,000,000,000
Jonah: whoa you’re hair looks so fucking hot
12 year old girl: Jonah this is getting out of hand
Jonah: let’s find a girl and have a threesome
Cameron: can I join?
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Girl: do you know Jonah?
Guy: JONAH? he’s an “odd ball”
Girl: did you know he fucks oranges?
Guy: I’m not surprised
12 year old girl: Jonah this is getting out of hand
Jonah: let’s find a girl and have a threesome
Cameron: can I join?
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Girl: do you know Jonah?
Guy: JONAH? he’s an “odd ball”
Girl: did you know he fucks oranges?
Guy: I’m not surprised
by Mary Holland March 19, 2018
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Verb. To drink heavily and pass out touching or on top of another person while either party has a significant other not in attendance. Generally the result of hard alcohol.
I know you've got a man, but let's drink this fifth of Bombay Sapphire and then jonandbattle tonight.
She broke up with him because he jonandbattled with that cheerleader.
She broke up with him because he jonandbattled with that cheerleader.
by Samson III December 17, 2005
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Super cool guy who loves to have fun. He is sweet to everyone until they cross him. He has a small penis
by dylan.schwartz January 8, 2017
Get the Jonah mug.The occurrence of someone being overly confident as a romantic interest of others while in a relationship, yet unnecessarily self-conscious and nervous when single.
"He totally thought he could get that girl when he was dating her best friend, but now that they're broken up he's got serious Jonah Complex."
by Tim Renaissance November 18, 2009
Get the Jonah Complex mug.One of the funniest motherfuckers alive. Best known for his role in Superbad, Hill has just recently had a solid breakthrough in his career, and has thus proven himself to be a strong and hilarious member of the Apatow group alongside Seth Rogen, Michael Cera and Jason Segel.
Also appears in Knocked Up, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Walk Hard and the upcoming Funny People.
Also appears in Knocked Up, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Walk Hard and the upcoming Funny People.
Guy 1: Man that Jonah Hill is one funny guy!
Guy 2: Who's Jonah Hill?
Guy 1: He's the fat guy from Superbad!
Guy 2: Oh yeah! I love that funny fat dude!
Guy 2: Who's Jonah Hill?
Guy 1: He's the fat guy from Superbad!
Guy 2: Oh yeah! I love that funny fat dude!
by hurricane season March 24, 2009
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