Jeffer

When a male pops a female right in the kisser -with closed fist- after she has given him a remark that he doesn't agree with.

Comes from an old Chiro member (Jeff) that was the first to practice this form of art.

Seune got a vicious comment from that girl. It wouldn't surprise me if he gives here a good ol' Jeffer... That'll shut her up right quick!

by janneman10 April 28, 2022

thomas jefferson express

when you take a week old cannoli, put it into your partner's ass hole (preferably if named Donny or Pauly), then place a candle or other instrument of a wax coat over sed asshole, light the candle and melt the wax to seal the flavor like Thomas Jefferson stamping one of his world famous letters.

Hey, I just hit a new milestone in my relationship with my girlfriend. Last night she gave me the Thomas Jefferson Express!

- Nice bro, #goals

by Pauly the brooklyn itilian February 15, 2018

Jeffed

When a joint or blunt goes out in mid rotation because someone takes to damn long to hit it.

Jeff : "So whats good for later"
Goons : "You Jeffed the blunt, shut up"

by HeyGoonz May 1, 2011

Jaffa

In British slang it means someone that has a low sperm count. Jaffa is an orange that is seedless (hence the name)

Also in Britain Jaffa Cakes are a type of biscuit/cake that are chocolate covered with a fruit inside

In British slang it can also mean someone with red hair

Bill: Can you have kids?
Terry: Nah, I'm a Jaffa
Bill: What do you mean?
Terry: I'm seedless

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Bill: I'm hungry
Terry: Want some Jaffa cakes?

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Bill: You are a prat
Terry: Well you're a jaffa head
Bill: Don't make fun of gingers!

by CupOfTeaz October 6, 2009

jafed

adj. messed up
noun: jafer: a robber;thief

you got an 89% on your test? Thats jafed!

by matrix14 October 26, 2006

Jaffa caking

When a guy bends over and inserts sponge cake into his own arse, he dips his dick in chocolate and uses this to jerk off. Just as he is about to cum he shoves an orange in his mouth to muffle the scream. Once ejactulated then fart out the sponge cake.

Omg dude I Was Jaffa caking myself last night, my mums Victoria sponge flew everywhere

by Jaffacakemaster October 10, 2019

Jaffing

Laughing and masturbating at the same time, and then ejaculation occurs.

Man, last night's jaffing was the bomb!

by OG BR4D January 29, 2015