mostly suburban area. bedroom communities. life centers around your car and it's functioning properly. culturally distinct from NYC and upstate in various ways. usually if someone was born and raised on long island, they say "Long Island" as opposed to "New York" when someone asks them where they are from. can be extremely boring. real real boring. big box retail and malls, like everywhere else in the united states. once you get past riverhead, it's all very very rural and sparsely populated. The Hamptons are like colonies of sorts ruled over by foreigners. not really considered part of Long Island proper by people who live there, but many people like to go there and look at things, celebrity watch, go to the beaches etc. there are many, many, many nice beaches. everywhere. did I mention cars? cars are everything. a very big part of the culture. I'm sure the population's median income mirrors much of the rest of the country. one of the largest problems Long Island is experiencing is retaining it's young people. a lot of young people can't afford to live there because of the zoning codes and limited amount of affordable housing and apartments, so they end up having to move to the city or somewhere else, or they continue to live with their parents well into their twenties and then move somewhere else.
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Etymology: A portmanteau of Islamophobia and faux
1) A hoax perpetrated by a Muslim or Muslims made to look like an anti-Islamic hate crime or hate speech
2
a) Refusing to call Islamic terrorism Islamic terrorism
b) Refusing to admit that Islamic terrorist groups such as ISIS are really Islamic
c) A form of virtue signaling to make yourself appear better than everyone else by claiming Islam is a religion of peace, usually while claiming all other religions, especially Christianity, are violent but ignoring how the violence is always on the part of Muslims.
c 2) Claiming anything bad said about Islam is Islamophobia, even though it's the truth
1) A hoax perpetrated by a Muslim or Muslims made to look like an anti-Islamic hate crime or hate speech
2
a) Refusing to call Islamic terrorism Islamic terrorism
b) Refusing to admit that Islamic terrorist groups such as ISIS are really Islamic
c) A form of virtue signaling to make yourself appear better than everyone else by claiming Islam is a religion of peace, usually while claiming all other religions, especially Christianity, are violent but ignoring how the violence is always on the part of Muslims.
c 2) Claiming anything bad said about Islam is Islamophobia, even though it's the truth
1) The Minnesota mosque attack was a case of Islamofauxbia
2) Barack Obama has a bad case of Islamofauxbia
2c) Liberals call me an Islamophobe for pointing out that Muslims are sexist, homophobic pedophiles and that the Crusades were fought in retaliation against Islamic oppression against Christians and Jews.
2) Barack Obama has a bad case of Islamofauxbia
2c) Liberals call me an Islamophobe for pointing out that Muslims are sexist, homophobic pedophiles and that the Crusades were fought in retaliation against Islamic oppression against Christians and Jews.
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Most people in this eastside suburb of Seattle claim to be Jewish, but they are actually Christian and Mormon converts. Almost everyone gets stoned every hour, and dress real lame for all the money they got. There is organic pot, oxycodone, hashish and Manischewitz, with 55% alcohol.
If you ain't a convert to judaism they totally dump you and won't even talk to you and try to get you run off the island. If you are not Ashkenazi and are Sephardic they totally call you black, like they don't know history.
Watch out whities, they will come and convert you.
Everything is closed on Friday and Saturday, but pot is still available. Get your fix at Walgreen's.
Most people in this eastside suburb of Seattle claim to be Jewish, but they are actually Christian and Mormon converts. Almost everyone gets stoned every hour, and dress real lame for all the money they got. There is organic pot, oxycodone, hashish and Manischewitz, with 55% alcohol.
If you ain't a convert to judaism they totally dump you and won't even talk to you and try to get you run off the island. If you are not Ashkenazi and are Sephardic they totally call you black, like they don't know history.
Watch out whities, they will come and convert you.
Everything is closed on Friday and Saturday, but pot is still available. Get your fix at Walgreen's.
Mercer Island Eastside is so Mormon/Christian/Cultic and then transforms to Jew converted. The fastest way to become a Jew is to give your wallet, and tomorrow you'll have an aryan last name, even if you hate Hitler. No Arab's welcome.
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