Hot Husband

Man that sleeps around and the wife doesn't care.

THIS IS FOR ARE U MALE TROGLADYTES THAT SAY 'HOT WIFE' MEANS WOMAN THAT SLEEPS AROUND AND THE HUSBAND KNOWS. IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT, IT JUST MEANS YOU HAVE A SEXY MAMACITA.

Haha, that's my hot husband!!!!!!!!!!!

by sexymamas321 February 1, 2021

husbando

1-Saying "husband" for weeaboos.
2-Male version of "waifu".

Kirito is such a great husbando. <3

(I wanna cry)

by WEEABOO HAVEN August 25, 2016

corpse husband

a youtuber that many simp for even tho he is super annoying and his voice isn’t even hot, he’s also not funny at all and doesn’t even show his face

corpse husband is the worst youtuber

by unknown person who is amazing November 3, 2020

Husband Dick

Dick you could take everyday for the rest of your life , so much so you’d make the man with it your husband. Husband Dick is usually around 7-8 inches with a decent amount of girth.

Husband Dick should not be confused with Boyfriend Dick or Vacation Dick.

Friend #1: So how was it with chad last night???

Friend #2: I swear he had Husband Dick! I might just have to marry him!

by PooopSockk June 5, 2023

Corpse Husband

The person with sexy voice.

Corpse Husband play among us and he has songs.

by kkkkooojj kuvac December 23, 2020

irish husband

A man who has not had sex with his wife for twenty years and will kill any man who does.

Do not hit on that woman because she has an Irish husband.

by tl_terry February 6, 2008

Husband Stitch

When a gay man has been anally penetrated repeatedly by particularly large dicks, and their butt hole has lost its elasticity; a doctor will add a "Husband Stitch" to re-tighten the butt hole and make the gay man more appealing to members of the same-sex.

Chester is ready for his parole hearing, he has had his husband stitch and everything!

by Dracythis June 21, 2017