hook and real

This sexual act only works if you have a condition called crooked dick.

The act takes place upon insertion of the crooked hook dick into the magical wizard skin sleeve that is a vagina. This is the point where it gets real.

Upon insertion you must convince your partner to find her happy thought or else you kill there children.

The hook and real gave me my war.

by Jb habes March 10, 2017

honky pellets

Small nitrous oxide cartridges used for charging whipped cream, whippets.

Jake hogged the nozzle then stumbled off leaving a trail of honky pellets.

by Kerr-azy June 23, 2017

Hookala

When you are at a body of water and a fisherman throws a hook at you and you get caught on the hook.

I was Hookalaed yesterday in the pool! What a Jerk!!!

by Eavan July 12, 2017

honky tonk nut twister

When your having sex with a chick

But before you ejaculate, You twist your nuts and yell YEEHAW!

I was balls deep in her pussy so I hurried up and gave her a

"Honky Tonk Nut Twister"

by John Lulz February 16, 2018

Hooker stand

The way a hooker stands in her heels when she is working one heel up against the wall the other on the ground

Stop using hooker stand out here or otherwise you will be mistaken for a hooker

by Rock n roll with Ziggy March 18, 2021

Douche Hook

A girl who thinks she is cool, and only hooks up with douche bags.

Hey, there goes kristie
Yeah, she's drunk again looking for a dude, what a douche hook!

by Johnson Johnson Johnson May 31, 2010

Designated Hook up

(Also DH) A person (male or female) that before going to a party or social gathering you are sure you can hook up with if all else fails. Basically, insurance. Because nobody likes to get left out a party right?

Mike: Hey Dave you going to Jessica's party?
Dave: Yeah man, as long as I have a designated hook up.
Mike: Oh yeah, Tina should be there, if things don't work out with anyone else.
Dave: I feel shallow for this though, Mike.
Mike: Don't Dave, we are humans and our need for love must be satisfied, just like our need for food or water.
Mike: I love you man.

by Viva La Fro July 6, 2010