Zit Herpes

A zit in or around the mouth

Did you see Tom's mouth?! Is it a zit or herpes? I am pretty sure its just zit herpes

by SmuseK December 1, 2011

Mat Herpes

Martial arts students and instructors are often covered in sweat. Infected bodily fluids, shed skin, and sometimes body lice will make their way into the mats that absorbs the impact from their controlled falls. If these mats remain unwashed for many months, skin infections can manifest (being a contact sport, martial artists are often prone to breaks in the skin leaving them vulnerable to infection. This is a broad term that defines any skin condition contracted from dirty dojo mats.

guy #1: Heya bud, what's with that rash all over your face and arms? That's not contagious is it?

guy #2: Nah, just a case of the mat herpes. I took a couple dives last night in karate class, and...uh...woke up like this.

guy #1: Maybe they should clean their mats. Sorry dude.

guy #2: Meh....

by kevthenurse August 25, 2013

MC Herpes

MC Herpes is a widely acclaimed up and coming rapper from the streets of Chicago who is best known for his clever bars and undefeated rap battle record within the Chicago high school community. His most renowned rap battle victory came at the expense of a Jones College Prep student who went by the name of "elbow", before committing suicide after an onslaught of roasts from MC Herpes compelled him to do so. Many Chicago insiders consider him to be the next Chief Keef, due to the fact that Sosa came up from an almost identical Chicago high school rapping background as Herpes.

Person 1: "aye foe were you at MC Herpes's last rap battle?"

Person 2: "Hell yeah, he baked the nigga so bad he killed himself"

by Urban_Dick69 September 8, 2016

brandon hernes

Somebody that can’t take mirror selfies and says bet after every sentence.

You see that guy on Snapchat posting mirror selfies with the caption “I can’t take mirror selfies 😭😭” and replying to everyone saying “bet” he’s a real Brandon Hernes

by Ideate May 9, 2018

stage herpes

A name for Glitter mainly used by those who work in the Theatre Industry. On account of it being itchy and getting everywhere.

"I hate sweeping up after panto there's stage herpes everywhere"
" When I got home and got in the shower I found stage herpes everywhere"

by Nyxian June 24, 2018

Are horses useless

horses Most useless thing on the world, planes are clearly better

Are horses useless? Let me explain
"horses can only gallop for a few seconds"

"Planes can go supersonic for hours"

by Fauxo June 24, 2021

Tower Heroes (Roblox)

Being overworked and underpaid

Tower Heroes (Roblox) is what being overworked and underpaid is

-neko_oniwisp 2022

by MCJ _ March 11, 2022