Herpe Dealer

a man or woman who deals in the relms of STDs & STIs specifically Herpes. They generally keep busy by giving the herpes to unsuspecting indvivuals.

"oh fuck dude i think i have herpes, i slept with Kristie last night and she is huge herpe dealer."

by G.M & M.V February 09, 2009

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Explosive Herpes

A case of herpes so severe, the second the pants are removed-
-*BOOM*

Man: That doesn't look hygienic...oh shit. *massive explosion*
Woman: Sorry, I guess I should've warned you about my explosive herpes. Might want to get that checked out now...soon.

by Ajemsuhgao January 24, 2007

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Herp-a-Derp

A woman who is cute but dumb; Herp: Cute girl; Derp: Dumb

GF: Umm... Derp. Let's go to the mall.

L: Kevin your girlfiend is a Herp-a-Derp....
K: No she isn't.

by Koowhipfluke October 25, 2010

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Phone Herpes

Phone Herpes iswhen your phonejust turns off. The reason it is called phone herpes is because it spreads, once your friend's phone has it, its a matter of time before you have it.

F***ing Phone Herpes, I have to turn it on again!

by useacondomwhenitcomestophonese November 14, 2009

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Friendzone Herpes

When A guy/girl That will not leave you alone is causing the root of all your problems.

"He wont leave me alone! And my mother thinks were dating now. My friends are leaving me , and so did my significant other." " Sounds like you've got Friendzone Herpes."

by CannibalismIsMySpecialty November 26, 2015

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