Grumpy Munchkin

Where a woman is taking a fat ass shit, whilst she is being eaten out. Similar to the Blumkin but the roles are reversed.

Come on in here baby and give mama a grumpy munchkin. Don't let that tongue slip!

by D-Dogg77 January 28, 2010

gimpy

jared newman

"he just couldnt get it up, he's a gimpy boy"

by utahforsite January 24, 2009

Grampy

Adjective: The attitude one exudes when having menstrual cramps, and being grumpy (ill-tempered, irritable, grouchy) because of it: Grampy.

Example: Sorry I was so Grampy this morning, baby, but I have PMS, and my cramps are really bad today.

by Fatboy67 September 28, 2013

Grimple

Is the skin around the shaft of the penis, located between the foreskin and base.

Michael: "I don't know if I can Mark!"

Mark: "Just do it Michael, touch the Grimple!"

Michael: "But your all foreskin!"

Mark: "Thats not a foreskin that's my Grimple!"

by Rumple-foreskin December 14, 2010

Carlsbad Grimple

The act of injecting heroin into the tip of one's penis whilst receiving sexual services (usually by underaged Thai hookers,) said to be spectacular... or lethal.

-Where's Teddy?
-Oh, didn't you hear? He died from the Carlsbad Grimple his Spanish teacher gave him last night.
-Lucky bastard.

by Drewsome May 17, 2006

gimpy

a horse that got her foot run over by a car, has 2 sons. bites legs to turn others gimped. nays at people in sewers

woah look at that damn gimpy!

by gimpyoyo January 4, 2009

Grumpy Bowler

Wearing your shoes for authenticity, you begin fucking your woman doggy-style. When you are close to climaxing…withdraw cock. Insert your thumb in her asshole and two fingers in her pussy (like holding a bowling ball). Cumming on her back you yell…… STEEEEE-RIKE. Give her back a quick polish with a rag or sock afterwards.

My wife was busting my chops about taking out the garbage, so I took her upstairs and gave her a 'grumpy bowler'.

by mac_the_knife March 23, 2011