What you can blame everything on.
by MEEEE!!!! TACOMAN!!! July 5, 2005

1. The almighty being that brought everything into existance.
2. Completely rejected by the sinners who were responsible for acts sternly forbade by God, such as the crusades, or the Spanish inquisition. Most people say things like, "God is a hypocrit, His people go against His commands," even though the entire point of the Bible is to save us from our sins (such as going on crusades, and killing people for being Jewish/Muslim while living in Spain).
2. Completely rejected by the sinners who were responsible for acts sternly forbade by God, such as the crusades, or the Spanish inquisition. Most people say things like, "God is a hypocrit, His people go against His commands," even though the entire point of the Bible is to save us from our sins (such as going on crusades, and killing people for being Jewish/Muslim while living in Spain).
by Josh Wilkinson November 15, 2006

god is imaginary friend for those with weak minds. i wont believe in him til i see him.. i'd rater hang out with satan and light up a few blunts with him anyways
by liz September 14, 2005

Anything that belongs to God and is therefore off limits to small world earthlings. If you are in the presence of anything that is God's, (ex. the arc of the covenant) you will melt and then explode.
by G52G December 26, 2009

by killydood January 22, 2009

1. not quite as powerful as Chuck Norris
2. a fictional being made up a long time ago so that people would not have to explain the mysteries of the universe.
2. a fictional being made up a long time ago so that people would not have to explain the mysteries of the universe.
1. God played a game of poker with Chuck Norris. Who won? TRICK QUESTION! GOD IS CHUCK NORRIS!
2. JESUS! LISTEN! alot of people are starting to wonder why we're here, and where we came from!
Jesus - big fuckin deal dude...just tell them some shit about god so we can go and get blazed
2. JESUS! LISTEN! alot of people are starting to wonder why we're here, and where we came from!
Jesus - big fuckin deal dude...just tell them some shit about god so we can go and get blazed
by ROARznpfolife July 27, 2007

A widely known imaginary friend.
He will always love you even though he will send you to Hell if you do not believe in him.He somehow had sex with himself and gave birth to Jesus.He always watches you, meaning he has billions of eyes.
He will always love you even though he will send you to Hell if you do not believe in him.He somehow had sex with himself and gave birth to Jesus.He always watches you, meaning he has billions of eyes.
by Swordbreaker December 29, 2007
