Swordbreaker's definitions

God

A widely known imaginary friend.
He will always love you even though he will send you to Hell if you do not believe in him.He somehow had sex with himself and gave birth to Jesus.He always watches you, meaning he has billions of eyes.

God: *sends Bob to Hell*
Bob: *screams*
God: I love you too!

by Swordbreaker December 29, 2007