Gerben

Only jokes or shouts and is incapable to do anything else

Oh wth is that? Dont worry, its the Gerben of our school

by Aiwbedhwje May 22, 2018

gerb

A gerb is a shortened name for a gravity bong originating from the Hill Country in Texas. It is generally made from a water bottle with a winches socket in the cap as the bowl.

you wanna hit a gerb?

by gerbmaster January 22, 2020

gerben is a simp

a simp

gerben is a simp

by gerben is a simp January 21, 2022

j.gerb

When you purches a hooker and get her drunk enough to pass out in the hotel room.Where you proceed to steal back your money and her clothes.Then you leave and show up too the bar where all your buddy's are wearing her clothes

Where brad go?Dude he got that hooker but here he comes.HOLY smokes he pulled a j.gerb

by JEFF GERB July 20, 2007

To Gerb

To gerb someone is to draw moustache's upon a girl's public photos, effectively lowering her self-esteem, then taking advantage of this lowered self-esteem to ask her out.

That chick's a little out of my league, im gonna have to gerb the crap out of her.

by Ol Hoss November 9, 2010

Gerb

verb - while physically a grown man, you're far more likely to state the obvious as a child would. Also apt to make pollyanna religious statements.

retard

- um, the sun is really bright and hurts my eyes. Shut up, Gerb.
- um, isn't this a really beautiful day god has given us today?

by the Dude abides August 20, 2014

Gerbilising

The act of surfing the internet with a gerbil lodged in your rectum

Richard Gere is my hero. He's a gerbilising fiend.

by Cha! Said te Kitty July 10, 2009