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destroy dick december

A month after NO NUT NOVEMBER to pleasure yourselves and nut in yo girls picka. Kind of like a christmas gift.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard about destroy dick december?
Person 2: Yes. I'm not gonna bust my nut until December.
by ligmaballsthooter November 5, 2018
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destroyed

A common metaphor used in forums, blogs and chatrooms to describe a follow-up state of "destructive" laughter. It means to get so stupified and overwhlemed by a comment, reply, joke or jargon that it ultimately "destroys" you with humor.
{Random text messaging conversation:}

Person A: Aw, man, you have jury duty? That sucks, dude.

Person B: Yea...

Person A: You better hope they don't summon you!

Person B: Oh, they won't. I can see things before they actually happen. I'm gonna start singing chinese chants and drop to the floor in seizure. Just call me Miss Cleo.

Person A: What the ... ?! *DESTROYED* That is crazy.

Person B: Exaaactly. No one likes these types of ppl on jury.

Person A: Lol, I guess.
by ima90sbb February 20, 2009
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Mom Destroyer

An Arabian camel jockey rag head bastard who is doped out on chalkboard dust beats the living shit out of his mam with lamps, slippery dildos, moltof KAKtails, etc.
Lee M. is a mom destroyer. His mam is so ripped now.
by Butt Eash November 12, 2003
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destroy dick december

its were u masterbate and make a valcano of cum in december
by best gay person ever December 5, 2018
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Coochie Destroyer

Something or someone given the sex life nam “Coochie Destroyer” it means he destroy his victims in sex
Girl- the Coochie Destroyer destroyed me last night
by Susan Milnet March 25, 2021
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Destroy Yourself

To masturbate furiously for a extended amount of time. This often leads to chafing, bleeding, and swelling of the testicles.
Destroy Yourself: Kevin Destroys himself for hours on end.
by Haha you lil bastard July 8, 2010
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destroraped

Being destroyed and raped, literally at the same time. Usually in video games. Symptoms include bleeding orifices, stained undergarments, and psychological trauma due to the mental trauma and insanity just brought upon said victim
- Man that guy got destroraped by my grenade last game
- Yep, he got spwned pretty hard
by Vulpes369 January 13, 2011
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