Cump

plural: cumps
A cup of cum.

That is not a cup, it is a cump. So be careful widit!

by Random14YearOld August 6, 2021

Cump

Coffee Dump

Can you hurry with the check, please? I drank too much of your coffee and now I need to cump out last nights Banh Mi.

by Matthew A.T. August 22, 2021

Cumping

The act of pooping out cum post anal sex.

The act of cumping is not restricted to gender or species.

Alice had anal sex with her partner and spent a better part of the afternoon cumping.

“Wow that was some great buttsex, but I really need to take a cump now”

by Zeroace123 November 1, 2021

Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in a poor victim's vagina, rub shavings off of the hammer, and proceed to eat them.

Person 1: Dude, how was that fuck last night?
Person 2: great, I gave my girlfriend a rusty clumper.

by CLA_Bootymaster July 7, 2016

Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in your poor victim's vagina, and rub shavings off of the hammer and into the vagina, and proceed to eat them.

Friend 1: How was last night?
Friend 2: Great, I fucked and gave her a rusty clumper!

by CLA_Bootymaster July 7, 2016

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by madïson💘 November 23, 2018

Culminating

Verb. Faffing endlessly whilst everyone else is ready.

Tim was culminating for half an hour, whilst Al was hanging unconfortably at the belay.

by Le cheeky July 6, 2006