Culp

To make a cut in a finger so deep it severs a tendon. Often occurs in a kitchen when a chef has been drinking the bourbon all day instead of using it to deglaze the pan.

Did you see head chef Eric? He hit the sauce early and just totally culped his thumb!

by Justzisguyyaknow July 4, 2020

Culp

Culp is the residue of both male and female cum; thus giving way to describing any white, crustness that has no origin as culp.

Lars, man you got some culp on the side of your mouth, what you been doin?
Man, I got another culp stain on my sweet jean-jacket.

by Duane and Josh November 18, 2005

Culp

When two sibling are having intercourse under a trailer without parents permission, then the brother “accidentally” breaks the condom and gets her stupid ass pregnant.

Me and my sister were culping last night

by Asian pussy buster March 17, 2019

culp

A generally funny person that is very easy to get along with. Typically talented at videogames.

(While observing ass-kicking at Guitar Hero)
Person: Man, you're totally awesome! I wish I were as good as you!
Culp: Nah, cuz then I wouldn't be able to handle all the hotties by myself!

by cake_master October 24, 2007

Culp

v. The act of vomiting and then making out with someone.

Man 1: Dude, you got wasted last night!
Man 2: Yea, but I had a great hookup!
Man 1: I doubt she would say so, you totally culped that chick!

by ZorroX December 6, 2009

Culp

Anal sex. This word fills the gap in the English lexicon, for a four-letter word for anal sex.

My new girlfriend is pretty adventurous in the sack. She loves to culp and I love giving her a good culping.

by Drewdles January 20, 2009

Culp

Just like a mule, a culp is strong, intelligent and extremely stubborn. A Culp is loyal but don’t try to make one mad.

That culp is a force to be reckoned with

by ———-123h July 23, 2020