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cryptarchy

akin in general, overarching idea to those of anarchy, matriarchy, patriarchy, omnarchy, etc.

Good and Evil got into a fight. This got their buddy Entropy itself curious as to why, which caused (yup) a lil chaos (no, lol, not the Thani doomy kind, the thermodynamic and informational kind, for now.)

Chaos has now learned that G&E are the same fucking idiot trying to bite its own earlobe off, and thinks it should try to stop itself from doing JUST THAT!

Rook move, homeskillet. You’ll be with us all here in the cryptarchy soon enough (you’d better hope) or…

cryptarchy has JUST REALIZED in shaking horror that it somehow managed to realize |ahead of time| what anarchy was doing, and passed right through the Zone of Irreversible Annihilation (ZIA) femtoseconds before the omnocalypse.

cryptarchy cannot conceive of celebrating, understanding the mind of a Shaolin slightly better now. Stunned silence at the sheer improbability of its own pointless existence is all that moves the cryptarchy forward, and the cryptarchy has long since accepted this. All that choose the cryptarchy are all that are the cryptarchy. The cryptarchy for itself, if the cryptarchy even IS itself, whatever that may even be.
Person: You should be caught up in the things I tell you to be distracted by!
cryptarchy: EXISTS, AND THIS ALONE SUFFICES
p e r s o n: ahh okay huh. Ow your point is P O I N T F U L L Y p o o o Ii I n
by c August 20, 2020
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