crashtop

a laptop computer that runs very slowly, freezes, or crashes for no apparent reason.

Downloading a you tube will continue to buffer until the laptop (crashtop) crashes.

by Cardinals February 19, 2011

Crash Worthy

A phrase used to describe somebody who is so attractive they cause a driver to take their eye's off of the road long enough to make them nearly crash.

Driver - "Shit (swerves car) that was a close one"

Passenger - " WTF man"

Driver - "Sorry mate but did you see her, she was Crash Worthy"

by AndyBuc February 26, 2011

Crash piece

A friend whose only redeeming quality involves possessing a comfortable bed or couch to sleep on after a long night of drinking. Typically found within walking distance of preferred bars and clubs.

Casey is such a dick, but he's a great crash piece every time I get too drunk drive.

by Thefever May 4, 2013

Cheshirian

An adjective used to describe a smile as extremely wide and mischievous, cocky, or malevolent looking--"a Cheshirian grin". Derived from several adaptations of Lewis Carroll's Cheshire Cat character in Alice In Wonderland, including the Disney version.

As the poker player took in the pot, he flipped over an outrageous bluff with a Cheshirian smile.

by Lheticus November 7, 2013

crashed the milkfloat

when a gentleman reaches climax earlier than he, or his partner, might have hoped

Eventually managed to get a run at that barmaid the other night but crashed the milkfloat early doors

by delanotte February 21, 2014

Crashbomb

When your crazy wild life is temporarily interupted by a grounding usally for something pretty wild, raunchy or badass.

Frankie: Dude Joel was so fucking wild at the party last night he got cross faded, and fucked Cindy before completely trashing that guys mailbox!
Nate: Joel got grounded hahaha he's fucking wild though, he will be back.
Frankie: Damn fucking "Crashbomb" baby!

by King of Punk June 21, 2015

cleshun

Sexy, good looking, has a lot of money, and has a lot of girlfriends

Cleshun will buy you a lot of stuff

by Cleshun March 28, 2017