catching a beat

(v) male masturbation; beating off, jacking off

"I was catching a beat yesterday and my mom totally caught me."

by RoraApple April 20, 2009

Cracking open a cold one

Necrofilia

She was was so drunk I felt like I was cracking open a cold one.

by malparit September 1, 2009

Scratching the underside

To undertake action that is considered risky and taboo

A man returned from a drunken and chemically facilitated night out on the wrong side of the tracks. Another man, upon seeing our hero's return, quipped: "he's been scratching the underside".

by Bakelite October 2, 2012

catching salmon with his hands

When two men engage in the act of trying to pull one another's penises often while wet or incorporating a lubricant. Can be used to describe a male homosexual.

Bob likes women however his brother likes catching salmon with his hands.

by brokeback677 January 22, 2014

Cretching

The art of crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.

by Big Bad Bud 1970 October 5, 2016

catching rain

When a sexual partner sticks their tongue out to collect your semen during ejaculation

Mallory was catching rain after she sucked me dry

by LondonD July 10, 2016

catching a pleed

Trying to avoid something, or keep silent

Before Jimmy had his seed, he said his pull out game was crazy but now he catching a pleed.

by Lil Jimmy 1234 January 28, 2017