Depression

A reasonable psychological response to the reality of humanity.

The starving children, pointless wars and general insanity of it all demands depression in all but the insane.

by Moonrunner47 February 6, 2019

water polo depression

When a water polo player has not played in X number of months and longs to play again.

James aren't you playing baseball?

Yeah but it's not the same feeling as when I play polo. I must be going through a water polo depression

by waterpolo4life October 31, 2011

Summer depression

The absense of school making you feel like you have no friends and no life.

Kind of like a summer version of Winter depression

Jack: Hey, are you crying?
Jill: Yeah, I got a case of summer depression and remembered I have absolutely no friends

by Jenna12 August 8, 2014

Mileven depression

Mileven depression: Mileven depression is caused by the love of Mike Wheeler and Eleven Hopper. Your Happy and Sad at the same time. You just love Mileven. You love it so much you have depression about it. You watch Mileven edits all day.The Symptoms for Mileven Depression is heavy breathing, Uncontrollabll crying when you see andything Mileven, losing sleep, can’t stop thinking about Mileven, Having trouble focusing, and if you have not watch season2 of stranger things you will suffer even more with Mileven Depression. And it take 353 to recover. Many don’t recover....

I suffer with Mileven Depression since season1 episode1

by Eleven..Mike..love.. January 24, 2019

depression

anger without enthusiasm

being stuck in the middle of a huge room filled with well-lit doors, yet lacking the motivation to run and open one.

by beholdbojangles February 19, 2004

Compression helmet

Usually used in sentence sarcastically, a Compression helmet counteracts and protects against the effects caused by the "fun theory". The "fun theory" states that if an individual has too much fun within a short amount of time, consequently, said individuals head will blow up.

Jon: So, what are doing on this fine Friday night?

Fraser: I have to go to bingo with my 94 year old
grandmother.

Jon: Better bring your Compression helmet!

by Roachey15 August 1, 2009

crippling depression

Crippling Depression takes the will of ice staking away from an organism.

This mental disease, may cause you to say things like, " I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!" to your boyfriend/husband

Yuri had crippling depression before he met Viktor

by YURI_ON_ICE_FAN_64 April 3, 2017