National Brush Your Teeth Day

Brush Your Teeth Everyday… Your Breath Stinks.
Get A Mint. Drink A Mouth Full Of Listerine. GODDAMN!!!

Me: Hey Sis! Guess What Today Is?
Her: What?
Me: Its NATIONAL BRUSH YOUR TEETH DAY!!
Her: Bruh…
Me: So Go Brush.. Everyday… Nonstop… its really bad..

by sturniolofan06 August 24, 2022

Brow Brush

Just make sure you go with the grain, not against it.
A brow brush is the gentle caress of a woman's brow against the underside of your balls.

DO NOT GO AGAINST THE GRAIN
Part 3 of D Procedure. It is optional, which means that it can be done with or without the rest of D Procedure. It merely supplements the experience.

Khalifa got his Brow Brush in the Charles Activity Centre.
Alexa cannot receive a Brow Brush as she is a female.
I went against the grain with my Brow Brush and lost both nuts in the process.

by CaribCoconut November 15, 2022

scroty brush

A hairbrush festooned with short, sharp, stiff bristles. Often taken from an ex-wife, it can provide immense relief when rasped against an itchy scrotum.

My scrotal pruritus was so intense last night that I borrowed my wife’s hairbrush to relieve it. Little does she know, it’s now my scroty brush.

by Tethys Wrenslayer December 30, 2022

Alger brush

An ophthalmological tool used to remove small foreign bodies from a patient's eye.

Ophthalmologist 1: let me just put this Alger brush here.
Ophth- fuck this shit I’m not typing all of that again

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

edge brush

using a toothbrush for your pleasure down there yk…

“i accidentally used my edge brush to brush my teeth!”

by 🪸 February 11, 2024

grunch brush

Shit caked gooch hair

Damn that girl had some nasty grunch brush but I still man up and ate that thing

by Dingofish February 28, 2024

grunch brush

The hairy s*** covered taint area on a man or woman

That was the worst p**** I've ever seen did you see the grunch brush on that chickI

by Dingofish March 9, 2024