when a female becomes extremly frustrated and has enough built up anger to blow out her tampon or feminine protection device from her vaginal region.
by Barkov January 26, 2010

by Trevor Morton July 23, 2004

Fuck man, why'd you buy a bunch of monkey blow?
DUDE! I GOT SO WASTED ON MONKEY BLOW LAST NIGHT! So what if it took 200 lines?
DUDE! I GOT SO WASTED ON MONKEY BLOW LAST NIGHT! So what if it took 200 lines?
by Sawao Yamanaka April 20, 2006

"Honey, I told my wife I'd meet her for dinner at 6:30, it's already 7:00! Where's my blow and go so I can get outta here"
by Jhoe December 19, 2005

When you are utterly disgusted and/or in disbelief you put your lips together and expel wind from your pursed lips making a quasi flatulence noise to demonstrate how you feel about what you just heard/ witnessed.
William: "So I totally banged this ten last night, Giselle quality, if not hotter, seriously"
Michael (blowing wind): "phhhhhhhh! ya right, there's no way you could pull that off......."
Michael (blowing wind): "phhhhhhhh! ya right, there's no way you could pull that off......."
by wsimmo January 23, 2009

by kiwitwist February 18, 2009

when a very unattractive (unattractive = fucking ugly) young woman by the name of gianna uses her best moves on guys named william in an attempt to blow him
by bigdickpaul August 24, 2011
