Put it in the beams

Lee Sebring’s signature phrase that gives chills to fellow drag racers.

Lee Sebring “put it in the beams!”

by Donald Long November 10, 2019

Hungarian barstool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian barstool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian barstools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian barstools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.

Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian barstool before you leave?

by feldermaus January 14, 2009

Backside beans

Small nuggets of poop that are about the size of a small grape, and that usually come out one at a time. Named so due to their round shape and small size.

"Ayo some dumb fuck left backside beans in the urinal! What the actual f-"

"Honey! Someone left backside beans on our porch... AGAIN..."

by Suckmytoes_77 August 16, 2021

holy shit bars

The handles found near the top right of the side windows in most cars. Held onto when doing mad donuts or when off-roading.

Might want to grab onto the holy shit bars for this one.

by Tylosis August 14, 2006

Bare Beans

To have an excessive amount of something; Usually money.

"Can you afford that?"
"Don't worry, I've got bare beans"

by TheBarestBean January 16, 2017

DUI bars

Pronounced (dewey bars) These are the up-turned handlebars (as opposed to the drops) of a ten-speed bike favored by people who can no longer drive a car due to too many DUI's.

Dude, did you see Snag go by on that ten-speed with DUI bars? He finally must have got his license revoked. Eisenhower was president the last time I saw him sober.

by piankeshaw June 2, 2008

Barsha

One of the most amazing, wonderful people you will ever meet. Very rare, though. She's usually a very sweet person, and is protective when it comes to her friends. Barsha's are really pretty and tend to be either really tall or really short. Very funny person. Will make you laugh lots. Extremely smart and knowledgable. Keep them in your life when you come across one.

Yeah, I know, she's gotta be a Barsha.

by swishyswashy September 6, 2010