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Benjamin E

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Planung der Übernahme der süditalienischen Mafia.
Flüchten von Bolivien aufgrund von 16 Sexual-Straftaten gesucht, jedoch wird vermutet, dass es sich um 17 handelt, da er sich in einen Drogenrausch anscheinend selbst misshandelt hat.
Stürmung auf den G7-Gipfel mit zwei Macheten, verletzte dabei 15 Passanten.
Herrschaft über ganz Südamerika, bis auf Bolivien, welche sich wehrten ihren Staat Benjamin E zu überlassen.

Totschlag aufgrund eines Wutanfalls wegen eines Wasserhahns an seiner Gastfamilie und einen Großteil der Londoner Bevölkerung mit einen Schuss.
Handel von über 200 Kilogramm Crack mit Minderjährigen.
Exekution der gesamten Besatzung des Buckingham Palaces inklusive Queen mit zwei Kalaschnikow-Schüssen, obwohl der erste verfehlte.
Verspeisen vom ersten außerirdischen Leben, welches sich in der Erdatmosphäre befand.
Ausrottung von über 150 Spezien, überwiegend im Amazonas Regenwald, inklusive der grünen Blattlaus.
Totschlag bei einem “Drive By” mit Besen.
Benjamin E assaults
by Franz1010 September 23, 2021
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Benjamin

A strong silent type, yet once you get to know him, the goofy side comes out.

Benjamin loves music, writes songs, and he likes to play guitar.
Finds humour where no one else would and will laugh unabashedly even when no one else will.
Benjamins often have very nice bodies, but their ass is the best part!
He doesn’t like to date, but usually girls will fall fast for a Benjamin. A Benjamin will more than likely fall for their best friend.
look at that ass! He's got to be a Benjamin.

He's in love with his best friend! That's one lucky girl!
by LoudTones November 22, 2021
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benjamin is a guy who likes a girl adrina but she doesn’t like him back. Also adrina has a dildo thats LED. And benjamin eats ass on a daily.
benjamin is pimp for ass
by frezzy fart November 22, 2021
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Benjamin H

the most beautiful boy you will ever see in your whole life. every moment with them is so amazing and feels so real. their presence just makes you happier and you could never ask for someone better. they have dark brown hair, tall, slim with handsome features like their nose with its little bump, their beautiful soft eyes that hold so much love when looking at you, their beautiful smile that has this powerful chain reaction to it. it just makes you want to smile as well. this kind-hearted beautiful demeanour. you become attracted to them the moment you see them and you can just tell they are one of a kind, truly. they're the type of attractive where you just can’t help but stare in awe and feel your tummy fill with butterflies. you feel so safe and loved in your arms and you want to protect them always. they’re like a rare jewel :) aside from all that, they’re funny, they match your energy and don’t make you feel like you’re too weird or too boring. they simply love you for however you are. genuinely would not rather be in love with anyone else no matter what.
Benjamin H is the most bestest boyfriend ever even though sometimes I want to strangle him :D
by kayblon:) November 24, 2021
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Benjamin

Benjamin is finnish name
benjamin usually takes snus everyday, odens or r42
"oh its benjamin the "nuuskamuikkunen".
by pirroctpilot123 November 28, 2021
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Benjamin Caleb Argueta

the best man on the planet, get all the women and men, great at parties.
man i would love to have sex with Benjamin Caleb Argueta
by Benok_2.0 February 2, 2022
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