Bald Martin: Is a legend that has a stepson named morgz and bald martin is kinda thicc too. also is bald and hot.
Bald Martin was left outside in the freezing cold by his stepson morgz during the infamous pause challenge.
by Noah Low February 6, 2020
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A bald loser is someone who thinks they are a successful person, A pillar of community and a role model to others.
A bald loser is someone one that can be easily manipulated.they also tend to lose all their relationships to ethnic men with large organs.
A bald loser tends to wear a hat everywhere. They wear it in the shower, when eating dinner, and other places.
A bald loser also likes to pay for their partners tuition while chasing them in to the loins of various men.
A bald loser is someone who thinks they are a successful person, A pillar of community and a role model to others.
A bald loser is someone one that can be easily manipulated.they also tend to lose all their relationships to ethnic men with large organs.
A bald loser tends to wear a hat everywhere. They wear it in the shower, when eating dinner, and other places.
A bald loser also likes to pay for their partners tuition while chasing them in to the loins of various men.
NALDO: Hey what ever happened to that bald loser?
BECK: oooh the bald loser? Yea he sweated out cool drippings. .
BRUTALMAFIA: yea I haven't seen the bald loser in a long time? Yall think he finally jumped?
NALDO: Wasn't he a life coach?
BECK: LMAO COACH ELI...HAHAHAHA WHAT A BALD LOSER?
2FLY: that bald loser always sung phil Collins on his walks.
NALDO: HE WAS SUCH A BALD LOSER EVERYONE KNEW PETER GABRIEL WAS BETTER ..
BRUTALMAFIA: I CHECKED THE BAY AREA OBITUARIES... THE BALD LOSER JUMPED!
NALDO: WHAT A BALD LOSER! HIP HIP HOORAY!
BECK: oooh the bald loser? Yea he sweated out cool drippings. .
BRUTALMAFIA: yea I haven't seen the bald loser in a long time? Yall think he finally jumped?
NALDO: Wasn't he a life coach?
BECK: LMAO COACH ELI...HAHAHAHA WHAT A BALD LOSER?
2FLY: that bald loser always sung phil Collins on his walks.
NALDO: HE WAS SUCH A BALD LOSER EVERYONE KNEW PETER GABRIEL WAS BETTER ..
BRUTALMAFIA: I CHECKED THE BAY AREA OBITUARIES... THE BALD LOSER JUMPED!
NALDO: WHAT A BALD LOSER! HIP HIP HOORAY!
by RedwoodCityRetard Elias Melas April 1, 2021
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not as young as she used to be, she looked down at her baldersnatch and reminisced of the fuller-haired snatch of her youth.
by total_wino April 5, 2010
Get the baldersnatch mug.It is when the male over-achieves in shaving his penis completely bald, and it is soft as a pillow. The penis resembles the body of a pelican.
"man I have heard of trimming the hedges or maybe a whack job, but jimmy gave his penis the bald pelican".
by Joe Diffie April 14, 2013
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by Dennis Meinen January 14, 2008
Get the bald chef mug.This word is probably of Eastern origin. The value of words: the highest degree of pleasure, joy and delight. Correct pronunciation and such: baldeeeeeet.
-Tony listens to music all day!
-Do not disturb him! He baldeet!
Zach baldeet from Mary when she was near him.
Seeing a lot of food on the table, Tom says:
-I boldeet! Robbed a restaurant?
Ron inhaled cigarette:
-I baldeet from grass!
-Do not disturb him! He baldeet!
Zach baldeet from Mary when she was near him.
Seeing a lot of food on the table, Tom says:
-I boldeet! Robbed a restaurant?
Ron inhaled cigarette:
-I baldeet from grass!
by Dan2009 September 25, 2009
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